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I'm posting this for an anonomous "lady" who told me to "upthingy it on the intertubes or else"... --- By golly, I just hate these unamerican shoes! If God had intended for us ladies to wear these shoes he would have made them grow out of our feet. No way no how this good old 'merican would be caught dead in these. I know better than to misunderestimate these foreigner shoe makers. I mean come on, some of these even come in pink! Pink, pinko... it's only one letter away people! I call on all patriots to refudiate these shoe makers, whoever they are. All of 'em, any of 'em that have corrupted america's feet over all these years. Just like when Paul Revere warned the British that there ain't nobody gonna take our 2nd amendment rights from us, I'm out here sendin' those warning shots and bells about these pinko shoes!