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I'm a man who loves his MIDI files, and I bought this device thinking it was similar to the Cinco MIDI Organizer, as they look identical. After I connected the T-38 Scsi port and rotated the Tulley Toggle, I realized the box DID NOT come with the revolutionary 10-disc floppy software bundle and WOULD NOT identify MIDI files, WOULD NOT assign it an Unique MIDI Routing Number (UMRN), and WOULD NOT let me recall files using said UMRN. Now I'm stuck with this useless box and I still have to search for hours through my unsorted MIDI files just to find "Camptown Races".