Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I’d dare say I’d watch Sharknado which we know is terrible over this hideous retelling. I honestly can’t truly say what I want even though every fiber of the Marine in me wants to. I will admit, I’ve been bored late at night and have watched some very bad movies, for example Sharknado, Psycho Gorman, The Dogman…lol, got a few laughs from how bad they were but this… I’d rather spend a week in the sandbox in MOP 4 than see this again. It’s like someone actually tried to take a classic and destroy it. I don’t think I can ever unsee the fairy god “father” no matter how much I want to try. When he popped out my daughter literally looked at me confused and said “dad…?” There is such a thing as too much. Amazon… please never do this again… like ever….E…V…E…R… Did I mention EVER? P.S…EVER