Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This product sucks the life and fun out of summer and will make your children become weed heads and exotic dancers. You think with a name like sharkpedo you’re getting something that Tara Reid in a bikini will hand deliver to you along with a cold 6 pack of beer so you can lounge by the poolside so your children can unsuspectingly Red October style strike each other’s groins from across the pool in a tumult of diabolical laughter and shrieks of pain. Instead you send this off toward its intended target and like a centenarian in a Lincoln Towncar, it will arbitrarily swerve from its intended course and stall after about 8 feet, and then leak its contents into the water when you grab it by the neck to scold it for being slow and useless.