Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This is a picture of the two children (almost 7 and just-turned-4) who just finished a half hour of listening to me read this insanely boring book. Big fat freaking fail. And because it's the Kindle copy, I can't even return or resell it. If you decide to give this a shot, don't buy the Kindle edition, because then you'll be lying awake with your sleepless children and cursing the money that you spent on yet another worthless gimmick to get them to GTFTS. Edited to add (in response to comments on this review): My kids don't have any electronics. Both kids (top and bottom) are reading an old-fashioned book with old-fashioned flashlights. This picture was taken after I'd read the Kindle version (on my phone) to them in a dark room while they lay in bed with their eyes closed. I'm not quite sure why anyone feels the need to criticize my parenting, particularly when they don't know my kids.