Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I butchered several women before I was finally able to fit one into this binder. The whole ordeal was incredibly messy and required me to find a midget- EVEN MORE DIVERSITY THAN I INITIALLY THOUGHT I HAD TO COMMIT TO- that was ALSO female. The rings don't hold her pulpy puree in place and I had to duct-tape the whole thing together. Overall I am not pleased at all by its performance; while I am not concerned about the several women's lives as the eradication of contraceptives will surely balance it out and their worth is insubstantial, I will have to discard a perfectly good dress shirt I use for work due to the mess and my wife will not be able to identify a replacement next trip to the stores due to unfamiliarity. Overall, next time I will likely invest in large garbage bags as they seem more suitable for the subject matter. I don't know how you do it Romney- you are obviously a much smarter man than I!