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(BBB) Booty Blast Beware !!!
I bought this as a replacement for sugar. What I got was a lot more than I was ready for. And there was running. Frantic running. I bought this product and immediately realized that it has torn a bit during shipping. I was all good with this. I then went and made a gallon of Kool-Aid with it. That’s when it happened. I was really thirsty so as soon as made it (the Kool-aid), I made a big cup of it, and I smashed. It was fruit punch (this is important later). So then i felt my stomach, like, literally jiggle. I thought nothing of It and went on to watch a movie. Then I erupted with the biggest fart. I couldn’t control it, it was outta nowhere. I was around my wife and she even knew. This was gonna be bad. I cut it short mid vibration and stride to the nearest bathroom with a frantic fervor I’d never known. I got to the toilet & just sat down. I don’t even remember my pants going down. I immediately started violently pissing out of my own ass. The red, fruit punch laden, watery Poop came out of me liken to the thrust of a cessna trainer. I mean it was really coming out. So after this episode me and my wife laughed it off, thinking it a one-time fluke. I went on normally. But sadly, only an hour later, once again the jiggle. I knew what was coming so I immediately hit a “to the rear” march strode towards the toilet like I needed shelter from a cat-5 tornado. So then I go to the bowl, sat down, and blew out another long, watery, reddish-brown torrent of poop and great regret. I knew then it was that sweetener. All plans were off that weekend. This went on multiples times on that weekend. As I sat on The throne during this, I knew this review had to happen. If you consume a normal amount of this sweetener, you WILL spill over like the Krakatoa. I don’t wanna see this happen to you, buddy. But if you’re down for the instant butt-action this substance creates, go for it. This is a warning. Don’t be like me!!!
September 2020 · Grocery and Gourmet Food · verified purchase
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