Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I was very pleased upon opening of this package to find that it included such rare and wonderful creatures. It was so surprising to see such an actual likeness of a squirrel. Seeing as we never go outside or look out our windows, this creature is very strange and foreign to us. So foreign that we believed it belonged in a animal playset featuring animals you’d normally only find in a zoo. We were also happy to see the inclusion of the rarely seen endangered pink moose. As I’m sure my fellow animal lovers know, 10,000 years ago only pink moose roamed the wastes of the tundra. Now, they are quite rare and it’s good to see such a fine specimen. I was shocked by how anatomically correct they are in size, as you can see from my pictures. In fact, the squirrel we mentioned earlier was crafter to scale, and matched the size of the elephant quite perfectly! Who could have known they were such large and majestic creatures!? However, as a good Christian, I was disappointed to see the inclusion of two of satans creatures among gods creations. I was, sadly, uninformed until this wonderful product showed me the truth. As you can see from the blood red eyes and black fur, the black bear and gorillas are obviously hellspawn, sent by the devil himself to help tempt us from the ways of the light. I am, however, also proud to see that these were manufactured in part in a friends hometown in China. I included the picture of the packaging to show it as well. It is liwenwujinmujujiagongdian,dalingshanzhenyangwucundisangongyequdaxinglu180,dongguang,guangdong,China. Boy that’s a mouthful.