Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I don't expect much from my window blinds. These were reasonably priced and looked OK. They have been on my window for four months and then something strange happened. THEY MELTED IN THE SUN! THEY MELTED! MELTED! I have very low standards for decorating. BUT STUFF ISN'T SUPPOSED TO MELT! MELTING BAD! IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE! (Probably.) Could you imagine buying a couch and suddenly, one day, it MELTED! Would you just shrug it off? I have had weird experiences with cheap products: loose screws, weird squeaks, idiosyncratic Scandinavian assembly instructions that you didn't consider because they offered really cheap Swedish meatballs in the store. BUT NOTHING EVER MELTED! Beware THE POWER OF THE SUN (and shoddy retailers.) MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AND STOP SELLING STUFF THAT MELTS!