Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'm extremely saddened because I'm on the strictest detox diet in the universe and I really really very badly wanted this to be good. I truly truly did. I didn't even read the reviews because I figured maybe it was just internet people being negative, as per usual... But HOLY MOLY, this stuff is awful. When I opened it, it smelled like Turmeric and wet terracotta pottery. And regret and sorrow and destroyed dreams. It tasted even worse. I dont even know on what planet this would constitute as a peanut butter substitute. Have they ever even tasted peanut butter? Kudos to those who can stomach this. I envy you greatly. And also have the buyers remorse on this one.... :(