Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Allow me to explain the short-lived and extremely unhappy experience I received upon downloading this game. Upon opening the game, an ad plays that shows people dressed only in jewelry chains and insists that their adult interests are just so adult that you might not be adult enough for them. The x on the ad, like all ads on this game, is too tiny to click without it taking you to the store like you wanted to buy it. So finally on the tenth try, I should be able to see what the game is like, right? Nope; every action, from demoing how a sink looks to installing a shower, initiates another ad. Once those, and all your useless clickings of Xs on both the ads and the store are finished, some items cost watching more ads, to even use them. But once you finally get to decorate anything, after several minutes of ads, it gives you a tiny, cramped, vibrant solid blue room to decorate. Each item slot gives you the option to decorate with one to nine possible options. All of the item possibilities are ugly or bland, and it insists that you fill every slot. For instance, there is only one towel to decorate with and it is mustard. But okay, I decided to be patient. I went to the "renovate" button instead. And after 5 minutes of cleaning up gross looking virtual garbage, I got stuck in a wall. Because it did not apparently consider me inside or outside when trapped in the wall, it wouldn't let me move or interact with anything. So as I do not prefer virtual-me being immobile in garbage while I'm constantly inundated with porn ads, I'm deleting the game.