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Bored? Pimpin' got ya down? Well, I've got a suggestion; go get a new safety gas can (you can't get any other kind anymore) and set off to do some yardwork. Make sure you leave a new "safety" gas can in the sun while you work. These allow pressure to build, not like those old unsafe gas cans that didn't build pressure, because that's no fun. When you are ready for a good time, try to fill the weedeater, chainsaw, or lawnmower with the gas can. If you get really lucky, the safety mechanism may stick a bit, then release a slug of gas/oil mixture into the gas tank and blow back into your face at the speed of your average garden hose sprayer. Oh, Imagine the fun you'll have crawling to the shower or sink with your throat, eyes and face burning with gasoline! You won't actually be on fire, but you'll feel like you are! You'll be choking and vomiting and blind and in no short time will you appreciate what those wacky safety people come up with. I tried this today and it was a hoot. I never had this much fun with the boring old gas cans that never sprayed anyone in the face ever. I'm going to go take another shower. I don't want to play anymore.