Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Let's see... Lula wears something tight.... Lula eats everything in sight.... Stephanie is attracted to Ranger... " " " " Morelli.... " " " " Diesel.... Grandma Bella threatened someone with the eye.... Grandma Mazur is waiting at the door for Stephanie..... Grandma Mazur considers zany job for extra income..... Stephanie gets 2 vehicles blown up while wearing jeans, a stretchy tshirt and her hair in a ponytail ( her usual outfit of the last 26 years. )..... Rex is in his soup can and Her gun is in the cookie jar I just saved you $14.99 That is ALL of the books.....The first 8 were a joy. The last 20, she has called it in. I don't even remember how this one ends and I bought it and read it all from midnight to 4:30 am.... I don't know where all of these good reviews are coming from. Maybe because the books were free. I pd. $14.99 and I'm bitter. Not really, but I am serious about the 1 star rating. Those who gave this one high marks must not have read the REAL ones. 1 - 8 were magnificent. * Edit again....I do not understand this rating. Did I read a different book? Did they? *Edit again.....seriously? Someone PLEASE tell me why they thought this book was worthy of this rating. Edit x 3....how many 5 star friends does Janet have?