Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Sorry Buzzfeed, you WAY missed your mark. SUCH DISAPPOINTMENT! Fit HORRIBLY. Are the positive reviews computer generated or paid for? What sweat pants is the model wearing, because I want THOSE. Especially for the price, these should forking resemble a normal semblance of an actual human. I ordered a medium, usually wear a small. Sized up per review recommendations. Waist is HUGE, goes up to my ribs, and I could fit a whole king sized pillow in there (is this a massive front butt pouch?!) I could live with this except the lower leg is SUPER tight (what the ?!?!) I am not overly large in the calves. They are also on the short, Capri, side and I am short legged, with a 29” inseam. I tried, because....FLEECED LINED SWEATPANTS... but as bad as I want to like them in (-) degree weather, the weird fit makes them so uncomfortable that I will be returning. TOTAL SHAME! Seriously, who are these made for?! If you are a child’s drawing of a person, where the person is a circle with short little stick legs, these pants be the shiznit.