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Your new job will be ironing this shirt
... FOREVER. You basically cannot iron this shirt enough. Its wrinkles have wrinkles. You cannot just throw it in the dryer on "steam" and hope for the best. You will STILL need to iron this shirt. It's your new career and hobby, and if you iron it as you will need to, your significant other will become jealous of the attention you give to the shirt. Eventually, the shirt will be the cause of a messy divorce proceeding and no one will really want custody of it. Even at the point when you have to wear it to court, you will not be able to do so, because it needs ironing. If you choose to iron it at this time, you will not have time to appear in court. A bench warrant will be issued for your arrest. You will be out on a date with a new person (while the shirt stays at home, breeding wrinkles like Supreme Leader Snoke becoming a Shar Pei). You will get pulled over for swerving and taken to jail on the bench warrant. Your car will be towed and the person you were out on a date with will have to uber or walk home. All this because of this damn shirt. Avoid.
July 2020 · Clothing Shoes and Jewelry · verified purchase