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After reading Mr. Masello's book, I immediately booked a flight to Greece to consult the Oracle of Delphi. I knelt on the steps of Apollo's temple and asked reverently, "Oh sacred prophetess, will future generations cherish 'The Einstein Prophecy' for it has been praised by many five-star folks?" "Ask me not how it shall be esteemed by others!" she shot back annoyed. "You may beseech me to divine only that which might affect you." I knew I had to re-frame my request for this testy chick, so I asked, "Oh, sacred priestess of Apollo! Should I treasure this book?" " By all the gods, save that book, for Apollo says you may be compelled to rely on it in times of want!" Her mysterious voice echoed through the marble temple. "A want for wisdom?' I asked. "No", she replied. "Toilet paper."