Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Because I could not stop for milk, It kindly came to me. I ordered it through Amazon, Whole milk; sweet Tuscany. The driver, though, he knew no haste, No Expediter, he! The wait: Four days, and weekend, too. It seemed eternity. My milk, it passed through NYC Where traffic snarled in rings, Slow past the fields of grazing cows Who nodded knowingly. Its expiration date passed, too; And though the truck was chill, Vile germs digested lactose sweet And had their gruesome fill. It paused before my house at last, (By USPS Ground) My gallon jug; 128 ounce Though oddly swollen `round. My joy is dashed! My hope denied! Alas, milk lacks the power To strive towards immortality: My Tuscan milk's gone sour. -S&J