Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Okay, so maybe that's being a bit hyperbolic, but this towel really is the worst. Towels really have only one necessary function, to make things dry. This towel fails to do even that. Despite it's fluffiness, it is not absorbent. However, this towel does do one thing very well. It will cover you in blue lint exceptionally thoroughly. Even after several washes. In fact, not only will it cover you in blue lint, it will also cover the entire surrounding area in blue lint. This might be useful if you happen to be planning an Avatar costume or were particularly fond of Picasso's blue period, but otherwise it's just tedious and frustrating. I'm half convinced that the blue lint is actually some alien life form that has engineered itself to be both pervasive and persistent. Some sort of super-intelligent shade of the colour blue, if you will. Don't buy this towel lest you further their goal of world domination.