Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I used to think the devil didn't exist until he invented Kinetic sand. Imagine serving your child a bowl of quinoa and pouring krazy glue on your floor and saying "don't spill buddy" then the inevitable happens and "schplammy!!!" Enjoy cleaning up this $13.79 for the rest of your eternity in heck. When eternity is over, you still have to wash your hands. NOW, imagine that your soap is made of mayonnaise and chia seeds (I hope you trimmed your fingernails because this is where kinetic sand goes to die and bond with your DNA to create more kinetic sand). YOU ARE NOT DONE. When your hands are finally free of this curse, grab that clean hand towel to dry and POOF!!!, it's actually sand paper. "WOAH" It's back?!!! I'm at square ONE???!!!" Yes, and you didn't clean the floor yet. The fine print should read "ingredients: sand, tears of parents".... PS: kids love this stuff, so this is the perfect gift if you are an uncle and you hate your brother or sister.