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Initially, I was quite excited about the prospect of owning a pen that I, as a female, could deploy in public sans disapproving stares from strangers. However, after I removed the pens from their packaging I realized there is absolutely nothing about these pens that distinguish them from their androgynous brethren. I should have known better than to choose pens based on gender. It's silly. From now on, I shall choose my pens the same way I choose all my office supplies - based strictly on religion.