Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

To those who may, like I, be inclined towards utilizing this product for raising more than just your Geiger counter, one and a half words: Don't. At first, the tingling sensation was quite stimulating, for both me and my lady-partner. The glow-in-the-dark properties conferred upon my majestic member number one also proved to be extremely useful, as the room we were in was extremely dark. Without my newly irradiated glow torch to navigate by, our merry-makings would have been made infinitely more clumsy and possibly even futile! However, not long after these initial boons to my little goon, things took a swift slump, as what had at first been a pleasantly sizzling sensation gradually turned into a horrifying wildfire-like burning on my crotchal region. The once comforting luminescence became the sick glow of our flame-curdling loins. Picture, if you will, thrusting mightily your man-glory into a cheese grater which is also the Great Chicago Fire, and you would only begin to describe the hardship I endured. Water did nothing to quench our intense discomfort, and, in fact, as I vainly attempted to scrub this filth of a product from my infected man regions, I had to suffer the indignity of my once proud dangling nethers totally dissolving all together in my hands!! Needless to say, this has caused some grave issues in my and my lady-friend's relationship, and while I don't want to place these burdens solely on this product, I can't help but think that things would be better if we both still had intact sex organs. And also if we didn't both now have terminal cancer. V. disappointed; would NOT buy again for this particular purpose.