Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

The day I got this I was super excited. I was thrilled to sneakily attract more men. I opened the bottle with excitement. My dude told me he had something important to tell me that day, I was ready to bust this perfume out and seduce him. I rolled it on my wrists and my neck. It took a bit to get the product out, but at last it came out. In the bottle it smelled like jolly ranchers, it was very sweet. That’s how it smelt on me for a bit. I enjoyed it at first. Then my dude came to get me. He insisted that he take me to sonic so I agreed. Upon arrival, he ordered me a cherry limeade. All was good. Then out of the blue I caught a whiff of my scent. It smelled like straight trees... like I had rolled around in the Forrest and had pine all over. I can’t tell if all the w**d I’d been smoking had made my natural scent turn to trees? It was disgusting. I smelt musty. Then my dude looked me dead in the eyes and told me he was actually into my roommate. I was horrified. So basically with this instinct pheromone perfume, you will smell like skunk, but at least you’ll get a free sonic drink. You might lose your man, but it’s okay. The drink was worth it. (True story, wish it wasn’t though)