Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I don't even know where to start. If I could give this negative five stars I would. When I first got this and held it in my hand, my initial thought was GREAT it looks small it won't bother me at all!! ........NOPE. Way too big. And that stupid tongue strap??? Imagine a doctor holding that wooden little ice cream stick thing on your tongue....for eight hours straight. And back far towards the back of your throat. Yeah that wouldn't ignite ANYONE'S gag reflexes. Makes you instantly choke, eyes water, and nose run. Add that to the fact that i can barely close my lips around this, so I'm just going to leave beautiful saliva trails all down my black pillow cases and sheets. Because that's more attractive than snoring. Don't waste your money. Buy the $10 ones because realistically that's all this is -- except that this one comes with a bulky hard piece of plastic casing that's a cute pretty pink. DUMB. RETURNING. I really hope they honor their guarantee and allow me to return this.