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OMG this effing thing just shocked the S#!£ out of me!!!!!! I was sitting comfortably on the couch on setting 2. Everything was fine. I just got this mother father 15 minutes ago. Then it stopped after 4 minutes. So, unsuspectingly, I looked at the screen to see what was the matter... BLAMMMM!!!!! son of a B/+@% that hurt! Felt like someone punched me as hard as they could in the shoulder. (One pad on each side, front and back) it was so violently strong that I couldn't get the cord pulled out fast enough for fear of it zapping me full strength again! As soon as I change my freshly soiled undies, I'm headed to return this demonically possessed m.f.!