Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

if I should say so myself. I literally stopped during my all-day process of cleaning of my kid's room to take the time to write this review because: 1) I haven't been in a good place mentally to write something that isn't wildly inappropriate....it has taken that long; and 2) I have to let people know what they are getting into when they buy this. Like a cigarette warning if cigarettes instantly gave you lung cancer after one drag. This is the biggest piece of garbage I have ever purchased. I am 40 years old. I have bought tons of useless, cheap, ridiculous items. I bought a Furby for my kid, for instance. I had the Indiana Jones Atari 2600 video game. Nothing....repeat...nothing comes close to the pure, vile, sack of swill this "playset" is. For starters, nothing with the body mass heavier than a daffodil will stay on this monolith of sewage. The whole thing comes down like a m#$#$%ing landslide. If you dare move this dung heap over half an inch to say, get it out of the way....it comes apart. Not one piece. Or two pieces. It literally rains down plastic turds like I have smitten the angry gods of horrible ideas. This kid in the picture playing with this thing.....what they don't show is the next scene when he moves his arm away from it, the playset collapses and his parents divorce over the crying fit that ensues. I hope the individuals responsible for developing this develop gangrene in a horrible spot on their body...like their lips or taint. RIP Christmas 2013.