Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So I added a Covid-19 lbs to my gut while I was working. I mostly blame Oreos, DoorDash, and my lack of willpower. Anyway I wasn’t feeling the best and my sister recommended adding a supplement to my diet. She also suggested I quit buying Oreos but that’s ridiculous and besides I’m back in the office so I don’t have access to them 9 hours a day. Anyway... So I order these One a Day vitamins, right? Cool. They get here. I take one a day. I still feel a little sluggish. I don’t want to quit buying Oreos so I check the bottle... Serving Size: Two tablets. TWO TABLETS?!? Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis? They are called One a Day. ONE A DAY!!! Shouldn’t that read: ONE tablet? So I’m like, okay wait, so there were 160 tablets and I thought that was a lot but I never actually did the math. Math is hard. It makes my head hurt. I was just like, well, I got the bulk size, like at Costco, so it’s like four months worth or something. So if I take two day instead of ONE a day and there are 160 tablets... 🤔 2 a day would be like 60 a month but I didn’t get them till like the 10th or whatever so like, that’s not a full month, but if it were two months would be 120 tablets and 3 months would be 180 tablets, why are there 160 tablets in the bottle??? That’s like a month and 20 days worth. Wait... I got my bottle on the 10th or whatever... So I needed 20 for the rest of the month... W T F How did Bayer know when I was going to order them and that I’d only need 20 for the first month? IS BAYER WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI?!? At that point I really started panicking. I mean I already know the Illuminati is listening to me through my phone because of the ads I get on Facebook after I have a random conversation and mention a product. Now the Illuminati is messing with my vitamins? What’s in these things?! The next part I don’t really remember. I was just told that they found me rocking back and forth in the corner hugging my knees mumbling “it said ONE a day” over and over. I’m much better now. The doctors and the nice place with the padded rooms let me come home yesterday. The bottle is still here though. It still says ONE a Day, but also says I have to take TWO. HELP!!!