Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Are you looking for a lightly scented lotion with just a hint of sweetness? One that leaves others with the impression that you smell like a sunshiny disposition without attacking their senses with a cloying fragrance? Then look elsewhere, my friend, because this lotion isn’t for the faint of heart. I was skeptical at first sniff when I opened the lid, but remained hopeful. It seemed light enough so on it went. I slathered a good deal of it on my legs, doubts mounting as I continued to apply. My suspicions were confirmed when my teenage daughter entered the bathroom to inquire about the suspicious smell of corn chips. Turns out it was the lotion. We were both in agreement that it was not a good choice but unwilling to jump back in the shower, I added insult to injury and applied my Cake Heavy Cream Vanilla scented body butter over it to cover the odd fragrance. Not wise. While the Heavy Cream smells delightful, it is, in fact, heavy cream. So what, I was a little greasy. It would sink in, right? Maybe it would have if I gave it the chance, but the moment I entered the kitchen I was accosted by my dogs and cat hellbent on licking off whatever it was that there poor half-witted mother had fallen into. When I was finally able to free myself from the throng, I looked down to find myself covered in slobber and enough pet hair cling to the remaining grease spots to give the neighborhood children the impression that they were living next door to a hormonal yeti. Far be it from me to tell anyone what to buy, and if corn chips are your thing go for it, but I am tossing this purchase and heading back to the shower.