Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

If you're going to try and immorally profit off of Calvin & Hobbes' success, at least have the decency to include some "Calvin peeing on X" vinyl stickers. For some reason, some of these reviewers seem to think that this is indeed the actual book that Calvin requests so often from his father in the strip. This is NOT that book. Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie existed only in the reader's imagination; it never actually existed. This book is a fraudulent attempt to dupe an unknowing populace out of their seven bucks. For shame.