Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Had these out in the spread at a wine tasting we did over the winter along with some mild cheddars and assorted vegetables. The wafers added a stale, salty taste to our palette that really ruined the experience. We thought that we had thrown them out with the rest of the leftovers, but they mysteriously reappeared on our kitchen counter 3 days later and they were glowing softly. That has to be radiation right? Were these manufactured on 3 mile island?