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★☆☆☆☆
gone... forever...
Possibly the most boring, aimless, and downright intolerable film I've ever seen, and I've seen some pretty awful ones. The two leads turn in decent performances, but you can only do so much with so little - and when nearly the entire plot is delivered via long stretches of someone telling someone else about what someone told someone happened to someone he once knew (Ron White would have called it "third generation don't-give-a-####" by now), that's precious little indeed. If you can find more than 5 minutes of entertainment in this snooze/suckfest, give yourself a pat on the back. If you're the genius editor who spliced together the trailer to make it look like something other than a colossal failure, give yourself two pats on the back! If you want to watch endless clips of boring dialogue interspersed with people running around a mostly black screen and yelling incoherently at each other for a setup that is only epic in how MASSIVELY it underdelivers in the end, press play.
May 2020 · Movies and TV · verified purchase