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A Book of Hate Speech Posing as Advice.
As a huge ship myself, I'm hurt and offended that the author of this disreputable tract would suggest that I be avoided. Life is difficult enough as a huge ship in a world of sailboats, but now to be vilified like this is more than anyone should have to bear. Although Federal guidelines exist regarding accessibility requirements to accommodate huge ships - we need extra-wide docking space in retail centers and restaurants, for instance - I can tell you that they are rarely followed, leading to pain, discomfort, and embarrassment when I attempt to go out in public. The plight of the huge ship in society is rarely discussed; it seems that people would rather ignore us - hence the title of this reprehensible book - then to take the time to get to know us and appreciate our unique needs and common desires, leading to misunderstanding and resentment on both sides. Oh yes, I hear you, you kayaks and catamarans, snickering behind my stern when I go by. Don't think I don't. I hear all the jokes: "Wow, check out the wake on that one!" or "When you sit around the port, you really sit AROUND the port!" We don't want to be seen as different, or ugly, or nautically challenging, we just want to be recognized as contributing members of society, the same as everyone else. So the next time you see a huge ship, please don't ignore it. Step up and say, "Hello, how are you?" You might just make a friend for life.
January 2017 · Books
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How to Avoid Huge Ships
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