Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

As I’ve become older, I’ve in turn noticed the growth of my bald spot and the waning of my once bountiful, free-time to play video games. In response, I’ve become picky about what games I invest that extra time into. The Witcher had caught my eye, but I was doubtful of its ability. I was a fool. The Witcher 3 is an experience. It doesn’t feel like just a game. I don’t look back on the many hours I spent playing with regret, which is something I’ve felt with plenty of others - such as COD Zombies and solitaire… After completing the base game, I couldn’t decide whether or not I had just finished one of the greatest games I’ve yet played. It wasn’t until I finished the DLC, Hearts of Stone, that the answer became obvious. I’ve heard some compare The Witcher to Skyrim, which is probably due to the fantastical land and scattered quests that lie within. The truth is, The Witcher is far different, but luckily in the best ways. The fantasy aspect is dark, bloody and completely unforgiving. CD Projekt Red really refused to hold back with just how gruesome (and sexual) this game can get. I think the storyline in Crookback Bog is an excellent example, with it’s twisted fairy tale vibe. On top of this, all of the quests you encounter are unique. I was shocked when I began to realize that most of the quests I was coming across were not a part of the main quest. Nearly every conversation, battle, investigation, and area encountered, is made with the same attentiveness to detail and quality as is the main story. I became entirely engaged and invested in the world presented. Every time a new quest was introduced, I knew I was in for something great. Another one of my favorite aspects of the game that I just have to mention would be the humor As twisted and dark as it can become, it will in turn become just as hilarious. Surprisingly, this became more apparent towards the end of the main story and especially in the DLC’s. The game doesn’t take itself too seriously and has a lot of fun with the dry, emotionless voice Geralt possesses. There were actually moments that easily mark themselves as the funniest I’ve encountered in a video game. It honestly may be the only game I’ve played that’s given me a good belly laugh (get the most out of your evening with Esker and Lambert)! To create good comedy, you have to have good characters. And this is something the game does magnificently. I LOVED the characters! I’m especially impressed with how they all develop as you progress through the game with them. I’ll admit, there were several I did not like at first. And there was one character who I thought was a complete jackass. But alas, by the end almost every one of them grew on me; that is if I didn’t like them already. And of course, Geralt is fantastic as well! And thank heavens, since you’re forced to play as him! Luckily, I’d rather play no one else. His character is very rugged, but rich. He’s unafraid to slaughter those in his path, while also having the depth to defend those trodden on below. Here’s an example: There’s a point in the game where you come across a group of peasants who are preparing to lynch a passing man simply because he’s come from the opposing land whom they’re at war with. You can either choose to save him and kill the peasants, or you can mind your own business. I chose to save the man, killing the others. When the man thanks you, Geralt responds (paraphrasing here), “If I hadn’t helped, only one man would have died this day.” That’s some awesome insight, Geralt! Wow, I could go on forever. Well, I’ve talked long enough - and I haven’t even started on Gwent. I guess what I’m trying to say is you won’t regret buying this game. I mean, you’re easily getting 200 hours of top notch gameplay when including the DLC’s. And don’t forget the nearly one hundred unique monsters you’ll face! Or the epic GOTY worthy soundtrack! It’s clear the developers are passionate about creating a memorable experience when playing their content and they’ve shown every reason as to why we gamers should support them. Praise Geraldo!