Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

As a malnutritioned college student aiming to find the cheapest meals with minimum prep time that offers maximal nutrition with maximal storage time, I stumbled upon this gift from God. I thought to myself, how good can a can of freeze dried ground beef be? Something that can last 25 years unopened surely cannot be good; it must be full of unhealthy preservatives and sodium. Then, I read the label and found the ingredients were quite simple, it's basically beef, salt, and spices. On top of that, for 20 servings of meat for 250 calories at 20g of protein per serving, the carnivorous spirit that haunts my sleep and guides me to the meat section of all you can eat buffet lines every Sunday could not resist purchasing a can to try. Upon receiving the can, I realized that it looked like cat food. Then I ate a piece. Mind. Blown. I rehydrated an ounce and slapped it onto some Sailor Boy Pilot Bread and went to chow town, taking every bit of strength in me to avoid eating more since I had to ration my food wisely. This product is either blessed by the Gods or conjured with some of the most powerful magic this planet has ever seen. 5/5 will purchase again.