Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This mousepad... oh lord this mouse pad. Let me tell you about this mousepad. I got this in the mail not expecting anything for 13$. What I got was mousepad GOLD. As soon as I inboxed it, Post Malone himself knocked on my door to party like a Rockstar. When I set it on my desk, I noticed how it laid perfectly flat despite being rolled up. Try harder razer because this mousepad is insane. I was broken-hearted and lonely before this mousepad. When I logged onto Facebook I had 500 friend requests from girls (guys too I don’t discriminate) all wanting me. I chose one randomly by gliding my mouse as if transversing dimension and time on a cloud and clicking with such passion that Thor struck down a tree behind my house. Obviously he’s jealous of my mousepad. As soon as I accept she begs for me to marry her. Ofcourse I do. Now I got 3 kids who are all MIT students at the age of 6. Know why? Because I also bought these mousepads. Don’t be stupid. Buy this mousepad.