Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I received the sloath for my birthday as a gift from my boyfriend. Being an avid stuffed animal collector, I have collected quite a zoo in my 30 years on this planet. "Great! Another one for the collection!" I thought as I tore open the plastic packaging for my new sloth friend. Days later, things started to change.... Our first night together, he asked to borrow my car. Thinking nothing of it, I gave him the keys to my Mini Cooper and expected him back in a few minutes. Maybe he needed something from the store he was embarrassed to ask me for in his new home. Boy, was I wrong. I received a drunken phone call from him around 3 am, telling me he had "lost my car but found a place to crash" and that he would see me in the morning. My boyfriend and I drove around the city for hours looking for a trace of him or my car with no avail. The next day sloth showed up on my lawn, drinking from an open bottle of peach schnapps, slurring his speech, waving my debt card wildly as he proceeded to pass out on my lawn. I dragged him inside and waited for him to come to. 9 hours later, somewhat sober, he explained he had drained my bank account on belly shots and "girls" the night before. Long story short, I never did find my car or get the money back he stole, but there is one undeniable truth in all of this: he is really cute. 100% would buy again.