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I read the other reviews and can't believe people don't find this clock funny! I mean, why did they buy it in the first place?? My purchase was from Target where I had a chance to "try it out" and had to buy it. Basic alarm clock, no radio, just set clock and set alarm with a snooze button. Latin/Mexican accent Mira you got to get up! Drop the pee-low! Just do what I say and drop the pee-low! Drop the pee-low! Italian "guido" accent My uncle antony used to sleep late, you know that? alarm goes off... Badabing! snooze! alarm goes off... Badaboom! snooze! you know what we call uncle antony now? the late uncle anty Indian accent Oh my goodness, it's time to wake up you sleeping person. Yes you! You! That's right! Get out of bed. You must not hit that sleep button. There is no more time for snoozing. Up Up Up Anglo "cheerfull" like richard simmons! lol Hello sleepy head! Rise and Shine! Good Morning! Up up up up up up up! Good morning Sunshine! Godfather accent Bonjourno bambino! Why you treat me with no respect? You can get out of that bed or I can come in and get you out of that bed. Capiche?! Now... Where's my cannoli? Accent spoof on Cochran (seems like) Your honor, like I always say. If the alarm don't quit up you must get. My client can not be expected to wake up in these circumstances. They are deplorable, unexusable, undependable, unreliable and unquentisential Hillbilly accent Well I tell you what. You hit that there snooze button one more time I'm gonna have to open up a six pack of whoop *bleep*. And you know I'm gonna do it too.. Don't you?