Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Cornelius jolted out of the box when he arrived at my door he opened my door and told me his name was Cornelius and sometimes he goes by gorflad. I see him in my fridge at exactly 1:37 a.m. on Saturdays and I also see him every night at exactly 4:17 a.m. doing backflips in my living room. He's a horrible therapist. I tell him my problems but he seems to look at me in both directions. He then asks me for four Whoppers and 8 mozzarella sticks. Keep in mind that they all come with different personalities and names. I welcome him into my family and he is kind to me. Sometimes he isn't though. Would I suggest you get one? Possibly... though, none of them are like Cornelius. He's special..in a bad way?