Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So, I bought this cute little fish that we named Jeffrey to chlorinate our new spa and we immediately started having the same issues that every other 1-star review was having... Dead fish floating on his side not really doing his job but I knew he still looked cute and had a lot of potential. I treated this situation like I would treat an employee with skills who just needs a little motivation to step up and be a rockstar. (Even rockstars fall off the stage every now and then.) The engineers over at Milliard didn’t give this guy a fair shake in the design process, so I found a very precisely calibrated instrument in the backyard (in the form of a concrete rock) to add to the mix to weigh him down a little. That didn’t give us the results we wanted... So we threw a Hail Mary and added a second rock (once again, found in the backyard but you can use any rocks from any location like the beach, the road, a construction site, blah, blah, blah) to the mix and Jeffrey is on fire chlorinating the spa like there is no tomorrow. I even take him out sometimes when the free chlorine gets too high. Jeffrey is everything I ever expected out of a chlorinating fish and more!! The kids love him and he always has that grin on his face like he just ate the cat (the same face the cat would have if he ate the fish). So, ignore these bad reviews and buy you a Jeffrey and go ahead and order a set of balls for him too... My only complaint is that he doesn’t come with his own pair. Happy hot tubbing!