198
people found this helpful, as of 2023
ranked #164,879 most helpful
out of 571,544,897 reviews
★★★★★
DANGER! ATTRACTS DINOSAURS!
I purchased this product to attract dinosaurs and I gotta say: It didn't disappoint.
I lit one of these up and from literally every direction, dinosaurs began pouring out of the trees, transfixed by the light.
Use at your own risk.
the product in question
3 Packs Of High Visibility Eco-Friendly 15-Minute Safety Flares (Pack of 3)
4.7★ · 691 ratings, as of 2023