Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

How could you NOT love this? It's 100% GOLD, and 1000% MATH. Since I got this, I can solve any problem life throws at me. And boy oh boy did it help with the ladies. I have a steady girlfriend, and our relationship went from a 10/10 to a 1 Million / 10 according to my calculations (which I did on the watch). Business meetings are no longer confusing. When it's time to crunch numbers, I'm ahead of the game, IN STYLE. Not only does the gold Casio catch the attention of everyone in the room - in the RARE case that it doesn't, it has 5 alarms so it will ANNOUNCE ITSELF loudly during any important meeting, as long as you've prepared by setting the alarms ahead of time. Most watches have only 1 alarm, which is 4 alarms less than this one has (I did the math on the watch to figure that out). I'd write a more thorough review but I'm off to make billions of dollars and buy my own Pontiac Fiero now.