Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

OMG I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS GUN! My husband & I have been dying to get one of these suckers after our Dad got one for his back porch. Well we finally ordered it (along with a scope)! Wasn’t crazy about the yellow gun... wanted something bad A$$, yah know?! So I’m glad my husband found it in black. PERFECT! It looks really good! The gun is easy to use and works great. (My husband and I shot each other with it and BOY does it sting to high hell-o kitties!!! I had a welp! Anywho..... I am now a serial killer...... of flies and buggies! The headlines for Tuesday’s “Fly-By News” (for the fly community) will read.... “BEWARE FLIES EVERYWHERE THERE IS A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!! Hide your kids and hide your wives! Late yesterday evening in the Hoover area, 23 Flies were gunned down during a deadly massacre resulting in the fatalities of all 23 victims. It was an absolute nightmare, one elder women said.... a fly fiasco a gentle man who witnessed the shootings. 20 of the victims died on impact when they were suddenly shot to death. 1 young fly was wounded and tried to seek shelter as he called for his Mommy, but eventually succumb to his injuries. Another victim was barely hanging on, as he lie on the ground suffering when all of a sudden the humanoid serial killer appeared and struck him aggressively with a black swatter. The serial killer has no emotions for the fly community. She laughed maddeningly as she destroyed our little town while on her deadly mission to take us down one-by-one. The last victim that had been injured during the massacre was later hunted down and shot at close range, he did not survive and afterward, the humanoid set his body on fire. All flies be on the lookout for the humanoid, she IS armed and very dangerous!!! Her weapon is a very large black gun that appears to shoot a white crumby substance which on Impact, the substance WILL result in death. Be careful my fly people and stay vigilant. Do NOT engage and annoy this unstable humanoid. -Buzz Flightneer”