Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'm not sure if folks understood how affected my Roundhouse Kick game was when the Arby's moved next door to my Meemaw's. I went from a tight, mullet-wearing Ka-Ra-Te Tiger to a lonely, sweaty, basement dweller all thanks to that delicious roast beef.....until now. These pants have allowed me to bring my A-GAME back into Flint, Michigan. My Roundhouse kicks have never been higher and the flex these pants provide me allows me to slam my bedroom door when mom refuses to order Ka-Ra-Te Kid 4 for the 23rd time on Netflix. I plan on asking out Tammy at Sid's Pizza. I saw her doing a double-take at my inseam when I ordered my 4th helping of Jalapeno Poppers. You could say things are pretty serious. I plan on combining these pants with American Flag bandana and a t-shirt with Wolves on the front. I've also got a pair of ultra-white rebooks that look pretty bitching too.