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I've always thought that decorative religious dashboard figures made classy accessories for my automobiles. Because of a recent freak accident that happened to my car while it was parked on the street in front of my flat, I was in the market for a new one. It happened shortly after I was transferred by my employer to head up our Middle East customer service call center based in Tehran, Iran. I had a really SWEET Dashboard Mohammed on my Cadillac Eldorado, but I was awakened in the wee hours one morning to the sound of an explosion. I found my car had been reduced to a pile of smoldering rubble. I think my neighbors must have felt sorry for my stroke of bad luck with the car, because they left a really neat hand-made replica of Uncle Sam on my front porch for me. A note had been thoughtfully pinned to the Uncle Sam doll's chest with a lovely dagger. The English wasn't good... but it said something about them giving me a 'Fatwah'... which must mean a stuffed Uncle Sam doll. I couldn't find a replacement Dashboard Mohammad in any of the local stores, so I ordered this Dashboard Jesus for my new company car. It gets alot of attention from the locals on my commute to work... they often chase may car, pointing at it and shouting their appreciation in their own language.