Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This vacuum is the second thing I would grab if my house was on fire. I would first save my baby and then I’d grab the Dyson V15. Listen, I’m a mom. I don’t have time to write reviews but here we are...it’s that impressive. This vacuum costs approximately one billion dollars and yet I would pay double. I’m a clean freak. My carpet is high pile and hides all the cat hair, crumbs, and dirt deep down in some dust goblin hell scape located just above the pad. The Dyson just evicted 5 years worth of yuck in about 10 minutes. If I could be a door to door Dyson salesperson then I would. Dyson, you hiring? I love you. The V15 is everything you want it to be. Little laser at the end? Fun AF. It’s like you’re playing a video game and you never lose. The attachments? Easy to use and they don’t fall off like some clunky Johnny Appleseed nonsense while you’re vacuuming. Noise? Not a problem. It’s quiet for how much power it packs. If you have pets, kids, carpet, hard floors, a brain, one arm, or crippling OCD then this vacuum is for you. I cannot stress this enough: get this freaking vacuum. No you can’t afford it but when you see its magical power for the first time you’ll forget all about how much it cost. I did the whole downstairs while holding my big a** baby. You can order a pizza, wave at a neighbor, hail a cab, practice your calligraphy or whatever you want with your non-vacuuming hand. IT IS MOST EXCELLENT. I also have a Dyson fan that works so well it tattles on you if you toot within 12 feet of the thing. Dyson’s products don’t disappoint. The picture above is <just> my bedroom and this was the SECOND pass. I’m horrified and also so impressed. Gonna throw my old vacuum off a bridge now. Stop reading and buy this mofo already!