Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

If you ever want to see your boyfriend have an erection and grill at the same time, buy him this. He pushes it around outside like we're at a teppan grill. I look out of the window and admire my tough guy, delicately flipping my gardenburger on this monstrous grill. Trust me, size matters. Get the 36". We bought the canvas cover to prevent rust and to hide it from the elements. I know that if my boyfriend ever cheats on me that this will be the first thing that I vandalize, because he loves it THAT much. Even more than his Star Trek light up phone he bought in 1984.