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★★★★★
This product brightened my teeth so much that people go blind when I smile.
This product made my teeth very white. Too white. It wont stop brightening my teeth. Now when I smile at people they scream in terror "I'm blind!" Their panicked faces leave me shamed. I drink coffee and smoke to try to get them to unwhiten a little bit but the tooth paste is too powerful. I try to not smile anymore because of how unnaturally bright my teeth are. I'm blinding people with the light of my teeth. My daughter cant sleep because my teeth are a natural nightlight. People stare wherever I go. They always stare now. Is there no end to this brightness?!?!?! I fear that soon I will lose sanity. My smile is TOO terrific. When i lay down at night i can feel my teeth still whitening. I am constantly being recruited by producers looking to use my smile in commercials. This isnt a review, it's a cry for help. Somebody please fix my dazzlingly terrific smile.
Jk. It works great tho lol worth the buy 👍
April 2020 · Health and Household · verified purchase