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I am a 270 lb Italian man who works a manual labor job. So I sweat, A LOT. By the end of the day, every time I squat down to grab something, I get punched in the face. Swamp balls and swamp ass. It's a scent that could kill a buck from 200 yards. I thought that was just my life. I accepted it as fate. BUT TODAY FOLKS, I TELL YOU THAT THERE IS INDEED HOPE! A WAY FREE FROM PRODUCING A TOXIC CLOUD OF MUSK! First day I put on this gift from the gods was the first day I didn't make paint peel or make women flee in terror. And the tingle sensation... divine. Thank you Chassis. You have given this man hope.