Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

We just received our Hamilton Beach toaster from Amazon. We took it out of the box, unwrapped the cord, plugged it in, put bread in it, pressed the lever and waited. I could not believe what happened after that, it made toast. Hard to believe we bought a toaster and it toasted bread, bagels and English muffins, we tried it all. We were so disappointed, we purchased the toaster after reading an online review that caught our eye. One review said they took it out of the box, put bread in it and the toaster shot the bread across the room. The reviewer indicated how entertaining this was, toasting bread watching it launch and the scamble to see who could get to the toast first, man or beast. To me that sounded like more fun than I could stand. So as I plugged in my electric karma comedy machine and much to my dismay it actually made perfect toast. The "pop" was a gentile sound that most toasters make and the toasted bread was at a level that was easy to retrieve. I thought well maybe the reviewer meant a bagel or English muffin. NO it just kept making toasted bread products slice after slice. Poor Ginger my 6 YO Golden retriever gave me those sad "is that all there is" eyes and I had to explain the situation. "I know girl the toaster did exactly what the manufacturer said would, it made toast, we can't always believe other peoples reviews" I said with sympathetic tone. "It made toast" that's Is all I could think about that day. Our dreams of a carbo launching electric comedy machine was destroyed, it was just not meant to be. Curse you Hamilton Beach for making such a high quality product that does what it is advertised to do, make toast. So if you want a toaster that toasts bread, bagels and english muffins the Hamilton Beach Smart Toast is a good choice. If you are looking for a Rockin Roll Carbo Loaded Missle Launcher you will be disappointed.