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I can't tell you how much my quality of life has improved. Often I would poop, and in the heat of the moment, blindly grab my iPad and start wiping. What a mess! And AppleCare apparently doesn't count poop as an 'Act of God'. I disagree, and have written the Vatican for clarification. But now, FINALLY, I have the means to distinctly separate and identify the TP and the iPad. (Which is great- I'm tired of cleaning the charger port with a toothpick.)