Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

What ever happened to predictability? You have a can opener that you let get to close to a pan and it turns into a Picasso, don't laugh I'm a dude so according to society I shouldn't be able to do much more that scratch myself without causing a 3 alarm fire. Nevertheless I turned our old can opener into a piece of modern art and needed a new one. Upon taking the nightmarish trip to the local *mart I was more than disappointed in the pricing structure of can openers. There were ones that sharpened knifes, played music, and I believe could launch a satellite to mars, all while, I believe, opening cans. So finally, laughing to myself I came home and got on amazon. Now for the official review. This can opener opens cans..... well! Let me say that again. The can opener, that I bought to specifically open cans, opens cans well. It opens small cans, big cans, even really freakin' tall cans. I did not try the knife sharper thingy because years ago we bought those knifes where the sharp dressed dude comes to your house once a year and sharpens them for you. The best part is it didn't cost me half a days pay and it opens cans. I have no problem with anything falling off and its built really well. In closing this can opener opens cans, and does a god job at it.